Sunday, February 19, 2012

My Personal Physician Dr. Josip Marcan

People are amazed at my athletic prowess and often ask how at my age I have managed to stay at such a peak of performance power. It is all owed to the attention and monitoring of my skilled personal physician, the renowned Dr. Josip Marcan, pictured above and below with his wife and new son. Initially Dr. Marcan denied the child, claiming that not only had he never set foot in Croatia, but also "I don't even know vat is this Croatia!!!!!" Eventually, when the result's of the paternity test came back, Josip being a man of medicine and character, did the right thing and brought Anna and little Joey to the land of the free and the brave. I am happy for his happiness.

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