For Paul McCarthy--Be careful what you wish for.

In the British International Business Newspaper, the Financial Times(FT) there is an article about a political campaign currently underway by William Shatner(who raises incredible saddlebred horses, I might add) to become the next Governor-General of Canada. The article quotes Shatner as saying that his first order of business would be to "eliminate the traditional looney dollar with a new more stable currency called the "Mordecai Cubits." Pictured above is the Star Ship Enterprise Emeritus Commanders new Canadian currency. As there seems to be some confusion over who is the head of state in Canada, the Governor-General or the Queen, upon reading the statement from Shatner, in an act of desperation or a counter attack, depending on your political views, in the wee hours of the morning the Royal Adviser Sir Elton Hercules John was summoned to Buckingham Palace for an emergency meeting with the Queen and they have just issued a picture(see below) of what they feel will be a much better, more stable currency for Canada, called the "Monroe Money ."


The Financial Times(FT) advises that while it may seem that the Canadian dollar at the moment is stronger then the American dollar(a fluke that hasn't occurred since 1976 when Trudeau was in office), not to panic. It just seems that way because of the crowns brilliant effort to link Trudeau and the wealth of the United States together with the suggested new currency(Maggie and Marilyn/the wealthy American Kennedy boy's, John, Teddy, and possibly Bobby. Come on Paul, even you have to see through that!!!!) The Financial Times states financial stability in Canada will depend solely on whether the Federation Bank agrees to guarantee the Cubit and Capt. Kirk or whether the Bank of Brown Dirt Cowboys agrees to guarantee the Marilyn and Capt. Fantastic.

Wade: I think you got that backward when you said "1 Washington=0.985647 Queen." 1 Queen is worth more than a "Washington" right now.

What's it going to be Paul? Now is the time to take a stand. Are you going to be a subject or a citizen? You can't have your cake and eat it to. What's it going to be, one or the other, no more waffling.