For Columbusonian--Thanks for asking. # 7

"I'm curious to see where you would have rather seen the money spent in the zoo." Now that we have made a lot of money in 1 through 6 it is time to spend a little. I would try to find out what is going on with my elephants tusks. Realizing that there is wear and tear in captivity as well as in the wild, we might first look at the realistic Rocky Mountains that is at the back of the exhibit. Not that we can address anything right now, what with the funds dumped into "bringing back" the Polar Bears. But for starters we can give the hose repair clamps on the boy above back to the maintenance department to fix hoses, so we don't need to by new hose. With the money saved we can get him a set of those high line King Tusk add on's with the rhinestones, bugle beads and sequins. What with all the boat rides, roller coasters, outback treks, baubles and gee donks he will blend right in, natural like. You won't even need a pile of rocks or a gunnite pond to replicate an African Savanna. We will blend him into Neverland.