For Columbusonian--Thanks for asking. # 6

"I'm curious to see where you would have rather seen the money spent in the zoo." Here is where you really missed the boat. Instead of shaming Colo because you had her locked up and she couldn't generate the revenue to have a high dollar "enlightened" plaque, you should have given her some paint brushes and paper, and eliminated your graphic's department expense long ago. I promise Colo could have done as good of a job, but more importantly do you know what "monkey art" is selling for? The lines are twice as long as the elephant painting lines. Who knows, Mac and the kid's might take an interest, and you would have a whole artist colony producing "one of a kinds" as fast as you could price them. Might get Mac off the window for a while also.

Columbusonian, have you ever checked on how much money had to be refunded when folks came to get an autograph from World Wrestling Federation Doink the Clown and found out he wasn't really there? You may have even dodged a false advertising bullet a time or two.