William Windsor

This world we live in is almost to perfect to be believed. It does not need to be changed, fixed, tweaked, adjusted, or politically corrected. It is just fine. When you can breed and produce a soldier in the same way that Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses and Royal families have been bred and produced for centuries, using your own reproductive skills and an original line, without the consent of God, or at the very least the Pope, it just need's to be left alone, as it is. What makes the tradition doubly impressive, is not one word from the ar nitwits about using a goat for forced military service. No pickets, press release's, or statements vilifying the practice. If the Queen bred elephants for the military, Ingrid and her baboons would puke in their lap. If only Walt Disney had scripted a flying goat, instead of a flying elephant, things would have been so, so very different.

Since 1844, the British Monarchy has presented an unbroken series of Kashmir goats(similar to the Christian IX of Denmark X Queen Victoria unbroken series of British Royalty) to the Royal Welch Fusiliers from the crown’s own royal herd, for use as infantry soldiers in the British Army.