For Steve Robinson

Mate, cut the aboriginal kid some slack. When I heard that tale the first time, given I am of Norwegian roffta's or root's for you other folks, I was told it was a Norskamerikanere kid that made the discovery about an elephant. Apparently both of those youngster's were kinda right, because there are actually a few three trunked elephants, and some have been reported to be able to shove 500 lbs. of gunnite and rebar up there.