CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart

covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The

heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes

stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own

funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

(…at that point, the proctologist fainted…)

Courtesy of John Goodall