Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The "foundation" of the legendary Burck family fortune

My great, great, uncle who fancied himself an inventor devised the above item. This moron sold all the mineral rights to our family land in North Dakota, which will soon be producing a 1000 barrels a day, to pursue his dream of a "cow bra," thus benefiting financially future generations of Burcks. I was this close, to being a member of the Golden Sperm Club. Thanks for nothing, Uncle. LOL

2 comments:

OrMaggie77 said...

Damn,you mean I was that close to being an oil baroness. Oh well,at least this explains your fondness for a certain part of the female body..LOL..Happy Birthday Wade..

Wade G. Burck said...

Margaret,
That's what happens when your ship comes in, and you are goofing around at the airport.
Wade