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For those of you who have no idea who Gunther Gebel-Williams was, let me fill you in: Gunther was an oddly tanned jackass who abused animals for a living with Ringling...
The city of Venice, Florida, has decided for some reason to put up a statue "honoring" this dead moron's pathetic life. PETA has asked the city to put up our shackled and crying elephant statue at the Historic Train Depot near the Gunther Gebel-Williams statue to counter this shameless promotion of a man who spent his life terrorizing animals with whips, bullhooks and food deprivation.
Now, as promised, the top ten reasons Gunther Gebel-Williams sucks:
10. He was a legend in his own mirror.
9. He's too dumb to operate shirt buttons.
8. He felt that no outfit was complete without sequins.
7. Because only fruit should be that orange.
6. The circus has enough clowns.
5. His teeth are brighter than he is.
4. He looks, acts, and talks like Roy Horn, except he never got what was coming to him.
3. Because one Lord of the Dance is one too many.
2. You're basically a dick if you stand on an elephant's head.
1. Because looking like a cross between He-Man and Cyndi Lauper fucking sucks.
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I took this off a PETA blog. No I didn't borrow it, I TOOK it. I am a human being, and as such, I can't feel anger at this kind of uninformed spittle, I can only feel extreme pity and sadness. And I thank God I live in the greatest Nation in the world, were every body has a right to an opinion regardless of how ridiculous or ignorant.
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Amen, sir.
Wade - you had to censor something and yet you let that heap of shit go through??????????????
Wow - what you censored must have been bad!
Wade - if you guys had a representative group speaking for you, and a fair dinkum set of Standards to back you up, you would wipe the floor in any argument with people who express themselves as stupidly as these people have.
Steve,
I didn't let this heap of shit through, I posted it. So that everybody understood what a radical was, and there were no complaints if they were censored. There is a big difference between welfare and radical, and welfare does not need to be umbrellaed with radical, any more then all circus needs to be grouped together.
Wade
Steve,
You don't address people like this, you ignore and feel pity.
Wade
Wade Cherie;
You did great...the people,
need to know wath is going on...good info.
Bravo Bravo Bravo.....
sincerely mireille...
Mireille,
Are you cheating on me? What's with all this hugging, kissing, and Cherie Cherie you have been putting on Henry Schroeder? I won't stand for it Mireille Sweetheart. I was around a women like you once, and I learned my lesson. You have to make a choice. LOL
Wade
Wade - you can't ignore when they actively promote crap like this to Councils and Governments and people in power. You have to FIGHT and from the sound of it, you blokes over there need better weapons than what you've been using.
Steve,
Our Government and Councils don't listen to stuff like this they listen to all and base a decision on fact's and what the "majority" expect them to do. Or at least I think they do, but I only have the Constitution and the Bill of Rights to reference.
Wade
Your Lordship - if you really think that Governments and Councils do that, well I'll bet that you enjoyed a visit from the Easter Bunny a couple of months back and you must surely be excited that Santa will be coming to your place this December!!!LOL
Steve,
There is an expression, "You don't want to bite the hand that feeds you?" Except if you are an independent contractor, it isn't valid because there are many hands. It is especially used if you oppose the circus or somebody in it. Are you familiar with the expression? This statement almost sounds like you are bitting the government hand that feeds and shelters you?
Wade
Wade
Wade Mon Cherie;
No. I am not cheating on u alone, but many many…
As for Henry Schroeder.? Some one told me that he was out… to a better place….
Was glad to see the uposit….
As for u won’t stand for it…..?Wade Sweetheart.
You still remember the lesson you learn from the ladies. Like me…?
I have made my choice…..LOL…LOL.
sincerely.mireille.
Mireille,
I am going to forgive you this one time, but I will be watching. LOL
It was great to hear from Henry though. I have never met him(I was a nobody, and he was somebody) but I saw him many times in the mid 70's, and thought he did great work. Like all of us, he was always under the great GGW's shadow.
I hope you are well, hugs and kisses.
Wade
Wade - [Your exalted whatever-it-is] - My government has never fed and sheltered me. In fact, I think that I feed and shelter them.
Wade,
Who is this girl with the exotic name and exotic lingo? I don't want her making any rash decisions,,,lol.
PS...
If I weren't already happily married I would tell her to drop the zero and get with the hero.
Zero,
She is with the hero.
Wade
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