Mr. P. T. Barnum--The 45th President of the United States of America.

Thank you. Thank you. Please, please sit down. You are too kind. Thank you. I would like to thank each and everyone of you for attending the First Annual History of Circus Costumes Gala and Festival. Thank you, please.....please......Thank you. Please.......(me touching my heart, and offering it to you) I love each and every one of you. Thank you. Please take you seat, so that we may continue with this night of show biz glitter. I would like to take this opportunity to thank personally Team Felicia, the past, present, and future of the American Circus. A very special thank you goes to Barbara Hoffman for all of her hard work behind the scenes. With all those animals to look after, I don't know how the women does it, but she does. Stand up, Barbara. How about a big hand for this lady. She and the staff at Team Felicia are indeed special.


I would like to take this opportunity to toss my top hat, into the political ring. by announcing my intention to run for the office of the Presidency, along with my running mate, Mr. Voltar. I hope I can count on your support, and if you promise that I can, met me behind the Coliseum, after you have partaken of the buffet, and I will give you a peak at a Fiji Mermaid. Now let's sit back and enjoy Hail to the Chief conducted by Merle Evans, leading the Hiram Temple Shrine Windjammers. Duh, Duh, Dutta, Dot, Dot,