I want to share this because I busted a gut--Submitted by John Cooper

The following is the winning entry from
an annual contest
at Texas A&M University calling for
the most appropriate
definition of a contemporary term.
 This year's term was Political Correctness.
The winner wrote:

        "Political Correctness is a doctrine,
 fosteredby a delusional, illogical minority,
and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible
 to pick up a turd by the clean end."