Bass Wade,I have some befok new's from the bergie that I wanted to share with you. Straight from the horse's bek to you, boet.
After much bale and an incredible babbelas, my mates and I had documented earlier, as you know, that it is impossible for an elephants tusk to support a bompie. Initially we were very bosbefok until we found a pair of choty goty's and eliminated their broekie. After much cheekyprawn, we discoved this nooit scientifice fact: An elephants left tusk can support 48.18 kilos and their right tusk can support 49.09 kilos!!!!!! Let the moegoe's at Oxford University top that.
Sincerly, your skaarpie rooinek servant,
Dr. Joseph Frisco, Jr. AhBs
At best these 2 sharpies ain't
ReplyDeleteno 45 kilos each soaking wet
Chic,
ReplyDeleteCome on!!!! Now you are going to dispute the expert's finding's also?
Wade
Terrible shame the photo is
ReplyDeletetoo fuzzy for further research
Chic,
ReplyDeleteYou need to interpret the past human research papers better, instead of making up you own conclusion. What the multitude of studies actually say is "when a man get's to a certain age, their vision get's fuzzy, often leading them to the mistaken conclusion that the photo is fuzzy." unquote. Now, get your glasses and reread the research papers again.
Wade
I am all too aware of my "certain"
ReplyDeleteage Wade (just you wait your turn)
but I can read all those too many
words just fine but it's the shot
of the 2 tusk appendages that get
fuzzy when enlarged to good size
even with my magnifying glass
Maybe it's the intent of the mag
to have us run out & buy a copy
(We all recall being threatened
with blindness from pleasureable
activities in our youth)
Chic,
ReplyDeleteGood for you, you are learning to interpret research paper's as they were intended to be interpreted, because I see you picked up on that blindness thing as well at age being the main cause of "fuzzy pictures." Don't buy one copy, by a half dozen for your family and friends, because 10% of the proceeds go back to Dr. Frisco and his staff in the bush so that they can continue their noble work, and the remaining 90% goes to The Carol Buckley I've Been Robbed legal defense fund that has been started on her behalf.
Wade
Wow Dr. Joseph frisco jr. Thats a scary thing to think about !!!! What would my field be in? The art of down and saluting???
ReplyDeleteJoey,
ReplyDeleteI should think the science of Moronification is where you could best serve mankind. You could get you bachelor's in the study of modern youth. Your thesis could be on the "physical dexterity and alibi's required to dodge the raging onslaught and subsequent pummeling at the hands of a tanked up Chimpanzee trainer."
Be safe,
Wade
Not to diminish your valliant attempt at Afrikaaaner slang - just wanted to point out that the word 'rooinek' (redneck) is used the oposite of the way it is in the US.
ReplyDeleteRooinek refers to the South Africans who fought with Britain during the second world war, because of the red tabs on their collars.
This is considered an insult akin to the word 'traitor' because, of course, the British are the natural enemies of the Afrikaaners, owing to the British attrocities during the Boer war.
When we were kids the schoolyard insult went "rooinek, rooinek vrot spanspec" (rottten Spanish melon - it made some kind of sense to us at the time) and the answer back would be "Afrikaaner vrot bananas, go to bed with no pajamas".
You see, Wade, you're never too old to learn something new. LOL.
I.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if "rotten Spanish melon" somehow got bastardized into the racial slur "eggplant." LOL How about choty goty's, was I close?
Wade
I'm still emotionally scared from that experience!!! But I will heal in time just have to learn to duck and dodge!!!
ReplyDeleteJoey,
ReplyDeleteNot for nothing, but I think it is a "family issue." Didn't Felicia validate the individual in question, as a "class act?" But don't quote me on that. I can't be sure until I reread the "testimonials" she was kind enough to send a few day's ago. LOL
Wade Burck