For all you exotic pet owner's with the identity issues.

I realize they are "just to die for", and they are so much more "neater" then a dog or a cat, and the folk's next door are really going to think you "rule," if you had one, and you just know that if you love it, and raise it like a baby, that it will in turn grow up and love you back, and think that you need one of these deals, I only have one word of advice for you. Don't. Instead show the world it is you that is of value, who is worth being around, and not the snake around your neck, or the tiger in your back yard.